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		<title>Valour-IT Time Again!</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Its that time again, folks, to dig deep and help our soldiers, sailors, airmen and marines who have been wounded in defense of this nation!
The Valour-IT Program, providing voice-actuated laptops for our wounded troops, is having its annual contest to see which branch of service can raise the most money and have the honor of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Its that time again, folks, to dig deep and help our soldiers, sailors, airmen and marines who have been wounded in defense of this nation!</p>
<p><a href="http://soldiersangels.org/index.php?page=fundraiser">The Valour-IT Program</a>, providing voice-actuated laptops for our wounded troops, is having its annual contest to see which branch of service can raise the most money and have the honor of hosting <a href="http://instapinch.com/?p=614">MEGEN, the Most Exalted Golden Notebook , for a year</a>.</p>
<p>As a reminder, the program is thus:</p>
<blockquote><p>VALOUR-IT (Voice Activated Laptops for OUR Injured Troops)</p>
<p>What: <a href="http://www.valour-it.blogspot.com/">Project  Valour-IT</a>, in memory of <a href="http://soldiersangels.org/index.php?page=about-sfc-william-v-ziegenfuss" title="http://soldiersangels.org/index.php?page=about-sfc-william-v-ziegenfuss About SFC William V Ziegenfuss">SFC  William V. Ziegenfuss</a>, provides voice-controlled software and laptop computers to wounded Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen and Marines recovering from hand and arm injuries or amputations at major military <a href="http://soldiersangels.org/index.php?page=participating-medical-centers" title="http://soldiersangels.org/index.php?page=participating-medical-centers Participating Medical Centers">medical  centers</a>. Operating laptops by <a href="http://scansoft.com/naturallyspeaking/preferred" title="http://scansoft.com/naturallyspeaking/preferred" target="_blank">speaking</a> into a microphone, our wounded heroes are able to send and receive messages from friends and loved ones, surf the ‘Net, and communicate with buddies still in the field without having to press a key or move a mouse. The experience of CPT Charles “<a href="http://tcoverride.blogspot.com/" title="http://tcoverride.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">Chuck</a>” Ziegenfuss, a partner in the project who suffered hand  wounds while serving in Iraq, illustrates how <a href="http://fuzzilicious.blogspot.com/2005/08/why-its-important.html" title="http://fuzzilicious.blogspot.com/2005/08/why-its-important.html" target="_blank">important</a> this voice-controlled software can be to a wounded  servicemember’s recovery.</p></blockquote>
<p>If&#8217;n you remember, Navy won it two times in a row (2005/2006) and I had the honor of taking MEGEN down to Norfolk where I managed to get some shots of her in some pretty high-vis areas, starting off with the header picture, above, as USS ENTERPRISE was an hour or two away from heading off on a combat cruise.</p>
<p>Another pic was with USS WISCONSIN in the background:</p>
<p><a href="http://instapinch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/megen-07-067.jpg" title="megen-07-067.jpg"><img src="http://instapinch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/megen-07-067.jpg" alt="megen-07-067.jpg" width="392" height="225" /></a></p>
<p>And of COURSE we can&#8217;t forget the Navy&#8217;s finest fighter aircraft ever devised by man&#8230;.</p>
<p><a href="http://instapinch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/megen-07-016.jpg" title="megen-07-016.jpg"><img src="http://instapinch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/megen-07-016.jpg" alt="megen-07-016.jpg" width="394" height="265" /></a></p>
<p>So head over to the <a href="http://soldiersangels.org/index.php?page=fundraiser">Valour-IT Main Page</a> and make your donation - to the NAVY widget, puh-leeze!.</p>
<p>Navy is KICKIN&#8217; ARMY GREEN AND WILD BLUE YONDER BUTT right now, so help us get MEGEN back from those bivouackin&#8217; cretins.</p>
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		<title>Well THIS is Good News!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 17:57:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[People need to understand that sonar and finding submarines is a *real* *big* deal to ships.  Looks like the Supreme Court understands.
Well, a majority on the Supreme Court understands.  
Why is it not surprising that the most liberal members off the court, Ginsberg and Souter, would rather have drastic restrictions placed on the Navy with regards [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-family: Georgia">People need to understand that sonar and finding submarines is a *real* *big* deal to ships.  Looks like the Supreme Court understands.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: Georgia"></span><span class="mceitemhidden"></span><span style="font-family: Georgia">Well, a <em>majority</em> on the Supreme Court understands.  </span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: Georgia">Why is it not surprising that the most liberal members off the court, Ginsberg and </span><span class="mceitemhiddenspellword1"></span><span style="font-family: Georgia">Souter</span><span class="mceitemhidden"></span><span style="font-family: Georgia">, </span><span class="mceitemhiddenspellword1"></span><span style="font-family: Georgia">woul</span><span style="font-family: Georgia">d rather have drastic restrictions placed on the Navy with regards to where and when they could train on antisubmarine requirements.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: Georgia"></span><span style="font-family: Georgia">Taking that one step further, suppose the left </span><span class="mceitemhidden">WAS successful in restricting or severely </span><span class="mceitemhiddenspellword1">limiting </span>the capability <span class="mceitemhidden">of our battle </span><span class="mceitemhiddenspellword1">fleet&#8217;s </span><span class="mceitemhidden">to engage in timely, critical and extensive </span><span class="mceitemhiddenspellword1">USW</span><span class="mceitemhidden"> training - what do y</span><span class="mceitemhiddenspellword1">ou</span><span class="mceitemhidden"> think </span><span class="mceitemhiddenspellword1">ou</span><span class="mceitemhidden">r peer/near-peer opponents would do with THEIR submarine warfare training?  </span></p>
<p><span class="mceitemhidden">Y</span><span class="mceitemhiddenspellword1">ou</span><span class="mceitemhidden"> see a chink in your enemy&#8217;s armor, y</span><span class="mceitemhiddenspellword1">ou</span><span class="mceitemhidden"> exploit it.  Justices Ginsberg and </span><span class="mceitemhiddenspellword1">Souter</span><span class="mceitemhidden"> would *</span><span class="mceitemhiddenspellword1">willingl</span>y manufacture* a chink in our defenses.  <span style="font-family: Georgia">Wonderful.</span></p>
<h3 style="margin: auto 0in; line-height: 15.6pt"><span style="font-family: Georgia"><a href="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,450706,00.html">High Court Rules Navy Can Use Sonar in Training Exercises</a></span></h3>
<blockquote><p><span class="mceitemhidden"></span><span style="font-family: Georgia">WASHINGTON — The Supreme Court on Wednesday lifted restrictions on the Navy&#8217;s use of sonar in training exercises off the California coast, a defeat for environmental groups who say the sonar can harm whales.</span><span style="font-family: Georgia"></span><span style="font-family: Georgia">The court, in its first decision of the term, voted to allow the Navy to conduct realistic training exercises to respond to potential threats by enemy submarines.</span><span style="font-family: Georgia">Environmental groups had persuaded lower federal courts in <state w:st="on"></state></p>
<place w:st="on"></place>California to impose restrictions on sonar use in submarine-hunting exercises to protect whales and other marine mammals.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia">The Bush administration argued that there is little evidence of harm to marine life in more than 40 years of exercises off the <state w:st="on"></state></span><span style="font-family: Georgia"></p>
<place w:st="on"></place>California coast.</span></p>
<p><span class="mceitemhidden"></span><span style="font-family: Georgia">Chief Justice John Roberts wrote the majority opinion, which was joined by Justices Samuel </span><span class="mceitemhiddenspellword1"></span><span style="font-family: Georgia">Alito</span><span class="mceitemhidden"></span><span style="font-family: Georgia">, Anthony Kennedy, Antonin </span><span class="mceitemhiddenspellword1"></span><span style="font-family: Georgia">Scalia</span><span class="mceitemhidden"></span><span style="font-family: Georgia"> and Clarence Thomas.</span><span style="font-family: Georgia"></span><span class="mceitemhidden"></span><span style="font-family: Georgia">Six justices agreed with the outcome, although Justice John Paul Stevens did not join the majority opinion.</span><span style="font-family: Georgia"> Justice Stephen </span><span class="mceitemhiddenspellword1"></span><span style="font-family: Georgia">Breyer</span><span class="mceitemhidden"></span><span style="font-family: Georgia"> would have allowed some restrictions to remain, while Justices Ruth </span><span class="mceitemhiddenspellword1"></span><span style="font-family: Georgia">Bader</span><span class="mceitemhidden"></span><span style="font-family: Georgia"> Ginsburg and David </span><span class="mceitemhiddenspellword1"></span><span style="font-family: Georgia">Souter</span><span class="mceitemhidden"></span><span style="font-family: Georgia"> said the prospect of harm to the whales was sufficient to justify limits on sonar use.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: Georgia"></span><span style="font-family: Georgia"></span><span style="font-family: Georgia">The court did not deal with the merits of the claims put forward by the environmental groups. It said, rather, that federal courts abused their discretion by ordering the Navy to limit sonar use in some cases and to turn it off altogether in others.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: Georgia"></span><span style="font-family: Georgia">The overall public interest tips &#8220;strongly in favor of the Navy,&#8221; Roberts wrote. He said the most serious possible injury would be harm to an unknown number of the marine mammals.</span><span style="font-family: Georgia">&#8220;In contrast, forcing the Navy to deploy an inadequately trained anti-submarine force jeopardizes the safety of the fleet,&#8221; the chief justice wrote.</span><span class="mceitemhidden"></span><span style="font-family: Georgia"> </span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: Georgia">In dissent, Ginsburg said that the Navy&#8217;s own assessment predicted substantial and irreparable harm to marine mammals from the service&#8217;s exercises.</span><span style="font-family: Georgia"></span><span class="mceitemhidden"></span><span style="font-family: Georgia">Ginsburg said that &#8220;this likely harm &#8230; cannot be lightly dismissed, even in the face of an alleged risk to the effectiveness of the Navy&#8217;s 14 training exercises.&#8221;</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: Georgia"></span><span style="font-family: Georgia"></span><span style="font-family: Georgia">Roberts pointed out that the federal appeals court decision restricting the Navy&#8217;s sonar training acknowledged that the record contained no evidence marine mammals had been harmed.</span><span class="mceitemhidden"></span><span style="font-family: Georgia">The exercises have continued since the 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in </span><city w:st="on"></city></p>
<place w:st="on"></place><span class="mceitemhiddenspellword1"></span><span style="font-family: Georgia">San</span><span class="mceitemhidden"></span><span style="font-family: Georgia"> Francisco</span><span class="mceitemhidden"></span><span style="font-family: Georgia"> ruled in February that the Navy must limit sonar use when ships get close to marine mammals.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia"></span><span style="font-family: Georgia"></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Georgia">A species of whales called beaked whales is particularly susceptible to harm from sonar, which can cause them to strand themselves onshore.</span></p></blockquote>
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		<title>Veteran&#8217;s Day, 2008</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2008 19:05:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Once again, the 11th day of the 11th month comes along and we pay tribute to those of our nation who have fought and died to preserve the liberties and freedoms we love and, sometimes, take for granted.
I had an abbreviated day of work today and while on the way home stopped by the corner [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Once again, the 11th day of the 11th month comes along and we pay tribute to those of our nation who have fought and died to preserve the liberties and freedoms we love and, sometimes, take for granted.</p>
<p>I had an abbreviated day of work today and while on the way home stopped by the corner of Arlington Cemetary that is near the Pentagon.  Whenever I catch sight of those markers, you always catch your breath.</p>
<p><a href="http://instapinch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/headstones2.jpg" title="headstones2.jpg"></p>
<p style="text-align: center"><img src="http://instapinch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/headstones2.jpg" alt="headstones2.jpg" width="367" height="280" /></p>
<p></a></p>
<p>To everyone who has served this nation, and to everyone who has supported those who have served this nation, thank you.</p>
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		<title>Quick Photo Blogging</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2008 12:02:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Was down at Newport News last week for a meeting.  I snapped a pic of something you&#8217;ll see a bit more of come January 14th 10th (thanks, John), her commissioning as a naval ship.  The number might look a tad strange - just because you haven&#8217;t seen it before:

The USS George HW Bush.  Her radars [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Was down at Newport News last week for a meeting.  I snapped a pic of something you&#8217;ll see a bit more of come January <del datetime="2008-11-11T17:10:56+00:00">14th</del> 10th (thanks, John), her commissioning as a naval ship.  The number might look a tad strange - just because you haven&#8217;t seen it before:</p>
<p><a href="http://instapinch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/77-ship.jpg" title="77-ship.jpg"><img src="http://instapinch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/77-ship.jpg" alt="77-ship.jpg" width="417" height="327" /></a></p>
<p>The USS George HW Bush.  Her radars were spinning, she looked good.  Looking forward to the commissioning ceremony.  Sure would be nice to score a ticket to that.</p>
<p>Next up falls into the Obnoxious Mailbox Category:</p>
<p><a href="http://instapinch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/fish-mailbox.jpg" title="fish-mailbox.jpg"><img src="http://instapinch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/fish-mailbox.jpg" alt="fish-mailbox.jpg" width="418" height="371" /></a></p>
<p>I&#8217;m sure the guy has a bumper sticker that says something like &#8220;Women Want me, Bass fear me!&#8221; on his car.  Just a guess, though.</p>
<p>Next, I was out  driving around and saw these majestic birds flying around over a huge field.  Eagles? Some incredible bird of prey?  Well, sorta&#8230;.</p>
<p><a href="http://instapinch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/turkey-vulture.jpg" title="turkey-vulture.jpg"><img src="http://instapinch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/turkey-vulture.jpg" alt="turkey-vulture.jpg" width="420" height="343" /></a></p>
<p>Just your run of the mill Turkey Buzzard, or vulture, so actually could be called a Bird of carrion (ornithologists, professional or amateur,  feel free to correct me on the title).  Nice looking bird&#8230;.from the head back:</p>
<p><a href="http://instapinch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/head.jpg" title="head.jpg"><img src="http://instapinch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/head.jpg" style="width: 433px; height: 300px" alt="head.jpg" /></a></p>
<p>Ugliest head on a bird I&#8217;ve ever seen.  There are stories of aircraft bird strikes at some fairly significant altitudes with this beast.  Slamming into a 4 or 5 pound turkey buzzard would definitely ruin your day.</p>
<p>Have a good Veteran&#8217;s Day, all. Mo&#8217; later.</p>
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		<title>Honoring Vets</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Nov 2008 13:04:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just got this in over the email transom:
_____________________________
Veterans&#8217; Recognition for Active or Retired Military
Golden  Corral
Military Appreciation Monday
The 2008 Military  Appreciation Monday dinner will be held on Monday,
November 17, 2008 from 5 PM to 9 PM in all Golden  Corral Restaurants.
The free &#8220;thank you&#8221; dinner is available to any  person who has [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just got this in over the email transom:</p>
<p>_____________________________</p>
<p>Veterans&#8217; Recognition for Active or Retired Military<br />
<br style="font-weight: bold" /><span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1226062464_4" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed #0066cc; font-weight: bold">Golden  Corral</span></p>
<p>Military Appreciation Monday</p>
<p>The 2008 Military  Appreciation Monday dinner will be held on Monday,<br />
<span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1226062464_5">November 17</span>, 2008 from 5 PM to 9 PM in all Golden  Corral Restaurants.</p>
<p>The free &#8220;thank you&#8221; dinner is available to any  person who has ever<br />
served in the United States Military. If you are a  Veteran, retired,<br />
currently serving, in the <span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1226062464_6">National Guard</span> or Reserves, you are invited  to<br />
participate in Golden Corral&#8217;s Military Appreciation Monday  dinner.</p>
<p>To date, Golden Corral restaurants have provided over 1.8 million  free<br />
meals and contributed over $2.53 million to the <span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1226062464_7" style="border-bottom: medium none; background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial">Disabled  American<br />
Veterans organization</span>.</p>
<p>&#8212;&#8211;</p>
<p><span style="font-weight: bold" class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1226062464_8">McCormick &amp; Schmick&#8217;s</span></p>
<p>Free  Meal for Veterans</p>
<p>On Sunday, <span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1226062464_9">November 9</span>, 2008, McCormick and Schmick&#8217;s  restaurants<br />
nationwide will be serving a free entree from a special menu for  all<br />
Veterans. Proper ID required - VFW card, American Legion card, <span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1226062464_10" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed #0066cc">DD Form<br />
214</span>,  discharge papers, VA card or other veterans identification.</p>
<p>Includes  <span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1226062464_11">McCormick &amp; Schmick&#8217;s</span>,  Harborside, <span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1226062464_12">McCormick</span> &amp;  Kuleto&#8217;s,<br />
Sprenger&#8217;s, and McCormick&#8217;s Fish House, but not M &amp; S Grill.   Suggest<br />
making early reservations.</p>
<p>&#8212;&#8211;</p>
<p>Applebees</p>
<p>Free  entree (5 to choose from) at participating stores during business<br />
hours on  Tuesday, <span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1226062464_13">November 11</span>, 2008  with active/reserve/retired ID card.<br />
Since this is our first year with this  promotion, we are only testing it<br />
in a few regions. We would be happy to  verify if the Applebee&#8217;s<br />
restaurants in your area are participating. Please  call us toll free at<br />
<span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1226062464_14" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed #0066cc">888-592-7753</span>.</p>
<p>&#8212;&#8211;</p>
<p><span style="font-weight: bold" class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1226062464_15">Lowes</span></p>
<p>Lowe&#8217;s Companies, Inc.  will offer all active, reserve, honorably<br />
discharged, retired military  personnel and their immediate family<br />
members a 10 percent discount on  in-store U.S. purchases made during the<br />
<span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1226062464_16" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed #0066cc">Veterans Day</span>  holiday. The discount is available Nov. 6 - Nov. 11. The<br />
discount is  available on in-stock and special order purchases up to<br />
$5,000. To qualify,  individuals must present a valid military ID or<br />
other proof of service.  Excluded from the discount are sales via<br />
<a href="http://lowes.com/" title="http://lowes.com/" target="_blank"><span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1226062464_17" title="http://lowes.com/">Lowes.com</span></a> &lt;<a href="http://lowes.com/" title="http://lowes.com/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1226062464_18" title="http://lowes.com/">http://lowes.com/</span></a>&gt; , previous sales, and  purchases of<br />
services or gift cards.</p>
<p>&#8212;&#8211;</p>
<p><span style="font-weight: bold" class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1226062464_19">Home Depot</span></p>
<p>The Home Depot(R)  is offering all active duty personnel, reservists,<br />
retired military, veterans  and their families a 10 percent discount off<br />
their purchases in honor of  <span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1226062464_20">Veterans&#8217; Day</span>. The offer is  valid on<br />
purchases of up to $2,000 for a maximum of $200 between <span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1226062464_21">November 6</span> and<br />
<span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1226062464_22">November 12</span>, 2008, at <span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1226062464_23">The Home Depot stores</span>, The Home  Depot Design<br />
Center locations, Yardbirds and EXPO Design Center(R)  locations.</p>
<p>_______<br />
I&#8217;m not trying to talk up crass-commercialization of such an important day, but it is nice to patronize those establishments who do recognize the job we/you all do for this nation.</p>
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		<title>Obama Victory Spreads to US Nature World</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Nov 2008 00:13:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In an apparent &#8220;nature follows man&#8221; phenomena, wildlife throughout America&#8217;s wilderness are signing up and becoming Democrats.
Rocket J. Squirrel, a local tree denizen, commented that &#8220;When they said ACORN was coming, I was really looking forward to a good meal.  I didn&#8217;t know it was actually Dem political hacks looking to increase voter rolls.&#8221;

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In an apparent &#8220;nature follows man&#8221; phenomena, wildlife throughout America&#8217;s wilderness are signing up and becoming Democrats.</p>
<p>Rocket J. Squirrel, a local tree denizen, commented that &#8220;When they said ACORN was coming, I was really looking forward to a good meal.  I didn&#8217;t know it was actually Dem political hacks looking to increase voter rolls.&#8221;</p>
<p><a href="http://instapinch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/squirrel.jpg" title="squirrel.jpg"><img width="285" src="http://instapinch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/squirrel.jpg" alt="squirrel.jpg" height="208" /></a></p>
<p>Mr. Bear-ack Obear-ma, below,  shows off his new attitude towards life as he just sits and waits for the government to step in and provide for him.</p>
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<p>&#8220;If I had a car, which I don&#8217;t because I&#8217;m a bear, I wouldn&#8217;t have to worry about gas!&#8221; Obearma said.  &#8220;My winter den has no mortgage, but if it did, I wouldn&#8217;t have to worry about that, either!&#8221;</p>
<p>Mr. Obearma continued &#8220;As it is, I&#8217;m just bear-ly getting by,  so I&#8217;m so glad that Obama will redistribute the pick-a-nick basket so I can get my fair share.  Spread the wealth, that&#8217;s what I say&#8221;.</p>
<p>Wildlife authorities, stiffiling laughs, said to reporters &#8220;I don&#8217;t know when the bear is going to wake up and find out he&#8217;s been the butt of a huge joke, but we think it will be sometime around when he realizes, even though he&#8217;s not a sheep, he&#8217;s been fleeced. Even though he wasn&#8217;t in the market for buying anything, he&#8217;s been sold a bill of goods.  Even though he might not have been thirsty, he drank the koolaid.  Hoodwinked.  Suckered in.  He was sent off to get a bucket of prop wash.  He was sold a left-handed monkey wrench.  He was told to look out for the mail bouy.  Played for a fool.  That&#8217;s what he was&#8221;.</p>
<p>Mr. Obear-ma also referenced the ACORN team that came to the woods.  &#8220;I signed up to vote 4 times!&#8221; he said proudly, &#8220;As Yogi Bear, Smokey Bear, Ursa Bear and Papa Bear&#8221;.</p>
<p>We&#8217;ll check on the Forest of Fools over time to see how well they fare in this new changed, hope-filled world.</p>
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		<title>Election 2008</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Nov 2008 00:21:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[However this election ends up, hoist a glass in honor of this nation.  I fear we are headed into tough times, both politically, socially and economically, but we&#8217;ll slog through this.  We did it in the 90&#8217;s, and as soon as the people get a taste of what a &#8220;redistributive government&#8221; led by a political [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>However this election ends up, hoist a glass in honor of this nation.  I fear we are headed into tough times, both politically, socially and economically, but we&#8217;ll slog through this.  We did it in the 90&#8217;s, and as soon as the people get a taste of what a &#8220;redistributive government&#8221; led by a political neophyte and an absolutley bat-crap-crazy congress is like, in 2 years the House will turn again and the Senate will return to a more even split.</p>
<p>Having said that, I can&#8217;t believe how incredibly gullible and stupid some of the electorate are.</p>
<p>Pinch out.</p>
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		<title>Blue Angel Ouch</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 19:05:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[With great honor goes great responsibility&#8230;or something like that.  The corollary, in this case, goes &#8221;If you are a hot-shot ace demonstration team pilot, don&#8217;t be extending your refueling probe into receptacles that&#8217;ll get you in trouble&#8221;. (Don&#8217;t be alarmed by the stupid way the headline was put.)
Navy&#8217;s Blue Angels Lose Jet After 2 Members Removed for [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>With great honor goes great responsibility&#8230;or something like that.  The corollary, in this case, goes &#8221;If you are a hot-shot ace demonstration team pilot, don&#8217;t be extending your refueling probe into receptacles that&#8217;ll get you in trouble&#8221;. (Don&#8217;t be alarmed by the stupid way the headline was put.)</p>
<blockquote><p><strong>Navy&#8217;s Blue Angels Lose Jet After 2 Members Removed for Inappropriate Relationship</strong></p>
<p itxtvisited="1" _extended="true"><strong itxtvisited="1" _extended="true">PENSACOLA, Fla. — The U.S. Navy Blue Angels will be down one jet for the rest of its season after two members were removed from duty for an inappropriate relationship.</strong></p>
<p itxtvisited="1" _extended="true">Capt. Tyson Dunkelberger, a spokesman for the flight demonstration team, said Thursday the squadron will finish its last three airshows next month — one in Texas and two in Florida — with five jets instead of six.</p>
<p itxtvisited="1" _extended="true">Dunkelberger would not identify the two members involved but said the relationship was between a man and a woman. All six of the F-18 stunt pilots are men, and 23 of the squadron&#8217;s 133 members are women.</p>
<p itxtvisited="1" _extended="true">Dunkelberger says a military administrative hearing will be held to determine further disciplinary actions, which could include removal from the military.</p>
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		<title>Iraqi Freedom Vet Says It All</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 10:23:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Very, very well said.
Paul Rieckhoff from IAVA  and those dipsticks Phil Carter and Scott Gould  should watch this thing - I&#8217;d like to hear their &#8220;thoughts&#8221;, although I&#8217;m pretty sure they&#8217;d trash this guy.  Include, as well, those 3 mental nitwits (that is all I have counted) who have that hilarious &#8220;Veterans for Obama&#8221; [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Very, very well said.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.blackfive.net/main/2008/10/iava-returns-fi.html">Paul Rieckhoff from IAVA</a>  and <a href="http://instapinch.com/?p=946">those dipsticks Phil Carter and Scott Gould</a>  should watch this thing - I&#8217;d like to hear their &#8220;thoughts&#8221;, although I&#8217;m pretty sure they&#8217;d trash this guy.  Include, as well, those 3 mental nitwits (that is all I have counted) who have that hilarious &#8220;Veterans for Obama&#8221; sticker on their cars down at the Washington Navy Yard.</p>
<p>Make sure you watch the very end.</p>
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		<title>Of Frogs and Stuff</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Oct 2008 10:51:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On a COMPLETELY unrelated note to the usual eclectic, loin-stimulating, high falutin&#8217; and intellectually-loaded discussions here on the Instapinch&#8230;.
What the heck do I do about Mr. Big Frog?

Mr. Big Frog (as he has been named) is a honkin&#8217; big North American bullfrog who has taken up residence in our small (8 feet x 4 feet by [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On a COMPLETELY unrelated note to the usual eclectic, loin-stimulating, high falutin&#8217; and intellectually-loaded discussions here on the Instapinch&#8230;.</p>
<p>What the heck do I do about Mr. Big Frog?</p>
<p><a href="http://instapinch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/good-frog.jpg" title="good-frog.jpg"><img width="396" src="http://instapinch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/good-frog.jpg" alt="good-frog.jpg" height="285" /></a></p>
<p>Mr. Big Frog (as he has been named) is a honkin&#8217; big North American bullfrog who has taken up residence in our small (8 feet x 4 feet by 8-10 inches deep) artificial pond in our back yard.</p>
<p>He may have been home-grown, because the yard is fenced and in this subdivision we live in, I can&#8217;t see a big ol&#8217; web-footed behemoth sauntering down Hardy Court or Hoffman Drive looking for a nice back yard pond to move into.</p>
<p>What I would like to find out, if there are any Amphibian-o-philes out there, is if I should trap the beast (you don&#8217;t just *catch* a 8 lb monster like this)  and transplant him to one of the big natural ponds around the area so he can find a better place to spend the long, cold, icy, frozen winter of northern Virginia.</p>
<p>No suggestions of bringing him into the house, please.  The mere thought of that would result in what *could* be called a &#8220;baleful&#8221; stare from the Mrs. Pinch.  Or, as my dad likes to say, I&#8217;d get fed lots of cold shoulder with hot tongue, served with relish.</p>
<p>My first foray into the Internet looking for advice (there are a few Frog websites out there) elicited a reply that said leave him there, which will, of course, be the default arrangement.  I can&#8217;t help, though, but think that he may be better off in a bigger ecosystem, one where he can snuggle down into mud or where ever honkin&#8217; big web-footed leviathans spend a winter.</p>
<p>Your humble scribe and his tremendous toad await your sage advice.</p>
<p><a href="http://instapinch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/frog-2.jpg" title="frog-2.jpg"><img src="http://instapinch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/frog-2.jpg" alt="frog-2.jpg" style="width: 397px; height: 266px" /></a></p>
<p>And of course, we can&#8217;t miss an opportunity to get a stupid, vapid song from the early 70&#8217;s stuck in your head all day (apologies to Jean Knight):</p>
<p align="center"><em>Mr Big Frog&#8230;</em></p>
<p align="center"><em>Who do you think you are?</em></p>
<p align="center"><em>Mr Big Frog&#8230;.you&#8217;re never gonna get my love!</em></p>
<p align="center"><em>Just because you wear&#8230;.all those fancy clothes&#8230;</em></p>
<p align="center"><em>And drive a big fine car now&#8230;.oh yes you do now.</em></p>
<p align="center"><em>Do you think I can&#8217;t afford&#8230;.to give you my love&#8230;.</em></p>
<p align="center"><em>You think you&#8217;re higher than every star above.</em></p>
<p>Ribit.</p>
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